kcvmh:

“That’s what she said.”

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dwightfightingabear:

by michael scott.

lol

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I’m glad they finally acknowledged this…

Pam, please.

I have Country Crock.

this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest. that’s what she said.

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itsnotovertonight:

Dwight Schrute: Hey Toby 
Toby: Hey Dwight 
Dwight Schrute: You said we could come to you if we had any questions 
Toby: Yeah sure 
Dwight Schrute: …Where’s the clitoris? 
[Toby stares, horrified
Dwight Schrute: On a website it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like? 
Toby: [talking to the camera] Technically I am in human resources and Dwight was asking about human anatomy. I’m just so sad the public school system failed him so badly. 

ironicallyspeaking:

Always glad to have an office funny guy

HIS FACE

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I’m loving all these then and now photos.

This is the only one where I’m not pining for the “then” version.  I love Erin.

I prefer the top one myself.

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salsa-your-face:

Michael: Coat! [throws coat at Pam]
Pam: Michael just rented “The Devil Wears Prada.” He has his NetFlix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.
Michael: Steak! Where’s my steeaaak?
Pam: He’s a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn’t be surprised that he’s identified with her character.
Michael: Get me Armani.
Pam: A suit?
Michael: On the phone.
Pam: Like the main company number? Because I’m gonna have to call information.
Michael: Where’s Armani? He’s on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I’m so much better than you are. [breaks into laughter]

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